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I haven't complained in a while... so here's one →
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September 2010
8 posts
up in the air
above clouds right now with one hour left of my flight left. once we descend we’re going to be met with rain and thunder… how weird is that!? it’s sunny up here in the outer atmosphere… doesn’t even look close to dark EST.
Sep 28th
En route to nyc
Sitting next to a normal old couple for the next 6 hrs, phew!!! Thanks to the Beats assistant Zuby for checking me in to a window seat!!
Sep 28th
En route to nyc
Sitting next to a normal old couple for the next 6 hrs, phew!!! Thanks to the Beats assistant Zuby for checking me in to a window seat!!
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hey tumblr, i didn't forget about you!!
UGHHHH I just stuffed myself silly at The Lobster on the Santa Monica Pier!!! Dinner was on Beats tonight :) for all the hard work we did at the Jimmy Iovine’s VMA party! I have silly pictures of Masooma eating lobster coming soon since my tumblr Blackberry app isn’t working right. In other news, I started my 1 month cleanse of no alcohol as a result of the Labor Day Vegas trip…...
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August 2010
8 posts
LOLOL LOVE PRIZES
G Twice: i'm buying you a prize right now
Me: ooooo i like prizesss. what is it
G Twice: oh i dont know, but it might come in handy come the start of the nfl regular season
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Aug 23rd
The spits
Here’s a genuine complaint from me…. I hate fat punks. If you were really punk you would go ana! Ew!!!
Aug 15th
gaga
I still can’t get over how fucking awesome working for Beats is. Yesterday the “Beats Girls” (sans one, /sadface/) went to the Lady Gaga show courtesy of our awesome boss!!! This is the team/workplace morale that everyone needs in order to naturally remain productive and dedicated. I just learned that the company in the Bay Area that offered me a mind blowing employee package...
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Aug 4th
dRoOoOOllLlzz I wanna NOM
Last night I made curry again with shrimp, mushrooms, cauliflour and carrots. I’m getting Greg excited over curry and soon enough we will be able to go eat Indian. In the meantime, I will have to continue cooking Golden Curry :P I am also going to go back to my old diet sans shellfish. Relapsing always helps! ooOoooO also, don’t forget to RSVP to my friends’ event with SanX &...
Aug 4th
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July 2010
17 posts
2:06am STILL WORKING!
Got home from “work” an hour ago. Hauled ass over to LA Live after work to check out the X-Games set up, had a 9pm meeting and then had a late dinner with a colleague which happened to be my only meal today, if I don’t count a bite of Greg’s Trix cereal and an oatmeal raisin cookie. Don’t know how well I am going to function tomorrow though. Gotta get up and get into...
Jul 30th
6:45pm
Leaving work early lulz!! Still feeling raped by Inception.
Jul 24th
inception
Finally saw Inception last night! Prior to watching, I definitely wanted to learn what it felt like to get “mindfucked” because Diddy’s portrayal of it on Get Him to the Greek just didn’t seem accurate. (“Do you feel that?” “No” “That’s because you’re being mindfucked, I’m mindfucking you right now!”) The movie was, as...
Jul 23rd
Veggie Patties from Subway
Who is a fan? Who is a fan of SUBWAY? I’m more of a Togo’s person, but given that I never leave my desk for lunch, ever, I jumped at the chance to eat at barfy Subway when my kind friend David on the 3rd floor asked me to accompany him. I love my team but to see the daylight is always refreshing. Was that a good choice to make? I’m not sure because now my stomach is upset and I...
Jul 22nd
why do you believe there are so many haters
yumeninja: because people search for a reason to validate the necessity of their existence by placing themselves above someone else. what is it you’d like to know?
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i miss the sj house
Chat with my old roommate about a new way lame roommate also milpitas-bred.
old roommate: she "accidentally" dropped some of her panties in the upstairs hallway but the way she behaved about it seemed to indicate that she did it on purpose as some kind of perverted test
me: wtf? elaborate
old roommate: well [second roommate]'s sister is staying in his room still fyi. So [new female roommate] was in [other roommate]'s room with [second roommates]'s sister and [third roommate] said to them both "hey there are some panties in the hallway." [New female roommate] jumped up and knew they were hers. She should have been like "oh let me see if those are mine."
old roommate: yah. i'm quite certain she likes me, which is why she tried to tempt me with her panties. however i acted disgusted and kicked them
old roommate: aside from a couple people. everyone i meet from milpitas is a life failure. milpitas does not produce winners
me: a life failure! hahahah
old roommate: yah put that on your blog
Jul 13th
Amazing- headed home from work before sunset. I’m going to have all this free time I won’t know what to do with!
Jul 13th
Today's Random News in Brief
HARD LA Canceled - biggest bummer EVER, workwise Internet Porn reduces Rape and Violence - O_O really funny written article Blackhawks Match Sharks’ offer for Hjalmarsson - no one cares as much as Greg and I collectively do
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Jul 11th
12:28AM
Up past midnight generating Q2 reports via Google Analytics as my boyfriend sits next to me managing his music playlists… I don’t know why I’m so motivated to work right now after coming home from my first baseball game ever with my new coworkers, but I am! Aside from the Dodgers losing, it wasn’t a bad night - Dodger Stadium serves veggie dogs and San Jose brewed Gordon...
Jul 8th
Anonymous asked: Could you be a little more trivial and self-absorbed? OMG! It's sooooo entertaining!
Jul 7th
Jul 4th
made a believer
OoOoOOh BABY! Last night, I found half of a yellow onion molding to it’s death. Being the queen of anti-foodwaste, I was inspired to use it. But what could I use half a yellow onion in? YUMMY CURRY! I went to Vons, bought a 2lb head of cauliflour, a sack of potatoes, and curry mix. I really was hoping for a Spices of India curry mix, but stupid Vons only had Golden Curry (Japanese curry) so...
Jul 2nd
June 2010
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my friends are hilarious
friend (regarding bad roommate): he doesnt help clean. trashes the house. always has [a frenemy] coming over (which is a security risk for me). however [the frenemy] always stays in line. it's my home and he knows i have guns
friend cont.: the first time i saw him there he said hi to me and i just laughed at him
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